- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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