- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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