- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

anti jokes are really funny

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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