- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

i hate non minorities!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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