- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A pope meets another one

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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