- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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