- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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