- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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