I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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