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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Okay, after this one then...

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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