- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Okay.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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