- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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