- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

The american education system.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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