- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

knock knock? come in

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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