My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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