- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How did the black person die? Of old age

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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