Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Peas

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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