- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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