- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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