- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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