When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

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