- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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