- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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