- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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