What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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