- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A man walks into a bar

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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