A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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