have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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