- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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