- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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