- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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