(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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women's rights.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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