Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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