- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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