Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Your mums a potato

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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