- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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