Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

your face

My dog barks when someones at the door.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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