someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

how do you win a game try your best

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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