John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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George W. Bush

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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