Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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