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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

every knight i see an owl at window

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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