- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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