Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Read a Book.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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