What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Anti Joke

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