Sixty... eight

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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