Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Urban ghettos

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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