What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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