Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Detroit has a low crime rate

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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