A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

hey guys im gay

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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