- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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