What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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