- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like touching my boobs

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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