- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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