Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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