- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Small Penis.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Boner

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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