- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Yo mama so fat.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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