- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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