if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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