- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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