Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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this website is a bad joke

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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