Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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