Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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