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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

mexicans fishing

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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