a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Anti Joke

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