- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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