- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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