A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I'm Coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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