How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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