- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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