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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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