- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

ure mama's so fat

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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