- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

womens rights.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Potassium? K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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