- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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