Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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how much fish could a chicken

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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