- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Albino African Americans

VITAMIN C!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Where's the soap?

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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