A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Gay rights.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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