What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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