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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Smelly Indians.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

whats green and lives in the water

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.