How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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