what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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