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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Pickles are powerful

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Face...the other white meat!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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