What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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