- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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