- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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