- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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