- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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