- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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