- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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