- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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