- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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