- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

America

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HELLO EVERYONE

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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