- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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