- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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