Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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