- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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