- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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