What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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