- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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