- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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