Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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