- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Happy Monday!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Your Mum is soo fat.

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