- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you pass the soap?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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