- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??