What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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