- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Black people stink of shite!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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