- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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