- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock knock.

Why didn't he finish his

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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