- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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