What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I <3 Hitler

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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