- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Obama = ebola

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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