- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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