Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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