- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

who is really lanky? james cornish

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