knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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