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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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