Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A guy walks into a bar

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

The GOV and the WHO?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Anti Joke

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