- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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