Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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jews

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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