What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Emily Walker.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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