- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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