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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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