Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Poop

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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